THE GIRLS I'VE MET

Welcome to the 21st century. Alot has changed but...some can't be fundamentally argued with. Things like gender, you are either male or female.-NO DEBATE.
In the quarter century-plus years I've interacted with people, I can categorise the girls I've met into 8 major categories...

Quarter-life-crisis-struck girl

She's in her 20's...and we all agree that this oh-so-troublesome age comes with it's fair share of struggles.
she probably loves two guys at the same time...she knows she ain't a bad person but she can't understand or comprehend why and how it all came to be.
Anyway, a broken clock is always right twice a day...she can convince you by justifying her situation.


Friend zoned sister

She's single but has relationship issues...haha...you probably thought of someone, maybe you.
Life is just a fuckery to her...
She has no actual boyfriend, but she has a guy who has a girlfriend...or probably has no girlfriend but does not want to comit to her. So, they call each other friends but on top of the friendship is a tag"with benefits".


The dickmatised sister

She's addicted to some guy, her ex-boyfriend who's probably broken her heart a quadrillion and trillion times.!! Her friends have advised her against this guy like all her life(not literally) and every time she meets a new guy...probably a richer...or better looking guy, she swears to move on...dates him for a month and then leaves ,a week later, word reaches you that she moved on with her ex, her regular mister dickson...if not, she doubles them both..like cheating...but not actually or really cheating.

When she breaks up with you, you meet her maybe a year later or months down the line and you have to refresh her memory and get responses like"oooooooooh, I used to date you...how've you been?,bla...bla...bla...


Bootycall babe

Random hookups are her order of the day.
She's a very reliable courier service. Always one call away. She lives like a butterfly. She's the type of chic who will not attach ANY feelings to any guy. In fact the moment she starts feeling something for the guy, she leaves...or goes silent or suddenly becomes too busy to"deliver"herself when needed.
She works on one condition, mostly...you pay for her uber, or cab.


Sponsored babe

She's chic, classy, spends big, goes to porsche hotels, puts on expensive make up...name it all. Their life is always on social media. From what they eat, what they drink, what they do for fun, what they put on...
Their instagram accounts, snapchat buzzes with interesting things which keep wanna-be girls glued to their phones always watching out on what's trending and what they're up to because they see them or look at them as the standard of measure of "class"
Queening is their order of the day and of course hanging out with celebrities and attending famous and costly events.


The pregnant one/ baby mama

Probably got herself into the baby situation on 3 terms:
First being, she was just a girl...in love with a guy who couldn't commit to her so she decided to"trap" the ninja with a baby
OR...she'd probably terminated so many and it could be one of her final chances, out of guilt...she kept it
OR...they both were ready for the kid, but after it came the guy started having doubts about being ready to be a father.


Wife material

She values commitment and believes in monogamy.
Her life is based on moderation in everything. She has no extreme-raise-a-brow character.
She's probably in her second, or first and only relationship which has lasted for quite some time(which is relative) and believes he will put a ring on it.


Ladies, c'mon...y'all know this is true.

This is my world!
Call me chica.