THE TWENTY FIRST CENTURY ZONINGS

Welcome to the 21st century where every fella is branded in a zone. These zones determine your chances of ever climbing up the” ladder of zones”. Of course the ultimate goal is being le bae, le main |ha-ha| but some zones are soooo sticky, getting out of them is like almost impossible.
Some are thrown into these zones with their consent, others by default, some just find themselves there and others just blow up their chances and end up in these zones.
Some of these zones are:

FRIEND ZONE

This is the WORST place to be in. There’s a VERY SLIM chance of being elevated to anywhere! This guy is the convenient errand boy and is always given the tag “friend or good friend” on social media and in public.-haha, the common one is “friends for keeps”
Most guys fall in this category without knowing. They only realize it when they are deep in this zone.
This guy always offers the shoulder to lean on when the “main” is stressing her out. He does literally almost everything her boyfriend should -well, apart from…..sex.

BROTHER ZONE

Nobody ever gets out of here. You become an errand boy and the convenient puppy who can be relied on anytime. This fella stands ZERO chances of ever touching the bae tag, in fact touching is an overstatement! Period!

SON-ZONE

This fella better pack his bags and get a life. He is perceived as the young puppy that needs to be taken care of. He can never even be a brother!

NEIGHBOUR ZONE

The best this fella can be is a neighbor. He’s the “hommie”
The zone is not that bad. it depends though. If you are the “hood rat” then it’s bad. But if you are the charming one, you may just get lucky!

SPECIAL ZONE

This confusing zone is very common in this century with the “friends with benefits”trend.this fella is neither the bae nor the friend. He is in between and is always used for convenience-sex.
This is the safest zone to be in fellas, you stand chances of being promoted to the next level when bae has been demoted or is dismissed.
When she goes to her boyfriend’s place or “home” over the weekend and does not pick your calls or get in touch from Friday evening to Monday morning.
Or when she openly tells you she is with someone else but still has you on the side, Boss!!You are in this category.